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  3. gabbyladyginger:

    Ciel is literally me

     

  4. deadgirlshoes:

    Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

    TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

    And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

    (via keepfeedingthebears)

     
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  6. catsandcunts:

    YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

    • you have a body
    • that’s it
    • you’re beautiful
    • you win
    • congratulations 

    (via sriracha-princess)

     

  7. mel-tokio:

    WHy yes, I aM a big fan of the animey. I have seen all of the Classics like Gundom, Orange high school horse CLub; bakemonogatorade„ monica Magical. kids these days with theyre kilt Le Kilt and Attack on Tintin, they do not appreciate quality animatoin.

    reblog if you still love GOOd shows like Neon Genesis evengelatin and Boku No Pico/

    (via official-leviackerman)

     
  8. geolu:

    you must keep your titan shifter well-exercised

    (via official-leviackerman)

     

  9. svveden:

    svveden:

    what do you call a sphere full of idiots

    earth

    (via dorkanamic)

     
  10. ask-thehooded:

    OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU

    (Source: artbymoga, via dorkanamic)

     

  11. minxiekitten:

    raubbenhood:

    Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

    WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

    (via official-leviackerman)

     

  12. algrenion:

    overlypolitebisexual:

    whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

     

    (via dorkanamic)

     

  13. spoopyvegan:

    clannyphantom:

    lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies

    probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white” in front of that would really mask that you literally just said “girls are so desperate for a boyfriend they’ll try to fuck half-decomposed, ravenous, CORPSES” wtf even is that

    (via dorkanamic)

     

  14. rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    (via dorkanamic)

     

  15. unsuccessfulblogger:

    someone has probably thought about kissing you and you wouldn’t know

    (via dorkanamic)